Designer Unknown
Time-Machines
c. 1890

Milk-painted pine, papier-mâché, brass, braided iron cord, mercury glass, clay, tin, celluloid, plaster, lacquer, varnish, ozokerite wax, horsehair, dried ink. 18⅜" diameter. Collection of the author.

"Time-Machines" by Jonathan Hoefler, from the Apocryphal Inventions project.

It’s amazing what once passed for a time machine. This was at the close of the Victorian age, when each evening, the streets of the City were thick with traveling mountebanks, each a Doctor or Professor of dubious credentials, each en route to the drawing room of a fashionable home to beguile the assembled with a mystical look into the ancient past (vague) or the distant future (unverifiable.)

Each carried a leather case, containing a grosgrain-lined coromandel box, containing a mystifying apparatus said to be made from a form of blue sodalite found only at the very pinnacle of the Andes. Guests would be encouraged to examine these contraptions’ fascinating clockwork viscera, the brass gears and ivory weights cheek-and-jowl among unrecognizable components of unknowable function. As the curtains were drawn and the gaslight turned down, these whirring, chiming curios would come to life, trembling amid an otherworldly cloud of vapor, which was almost certainly peyote. Magnetism and mirrors helped sell the illusion, as did the testament of the one dinner guest who always recounted an extraordinary visit to Mercia or Golgotha or Xanadu, his assistance earning the standard one-third of the evening’s take of £3/6– plus gratuity.

Published December 15December 16 2022. Copyright © 2022 Jonathan Hoefler.

 

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The objects in the Apocryphal Inventions series are technical chimeras, intentional misdirections coaxed from the generative AI platform Midjourney. Instead of iterating on the system’s early drafts to create ever more accurate renderings of real-world objects, creator Jonathan Hoefler subverted the system to refine and intensify its most intriguing misunderstandings, pushing the software to create beguiling, aestheticized nonsense. Some images have been retouched to make them more plausible; others have been left intact, appearing exactly as generated by the software. The accompanying descriptions, written by the author, offer fictitious backstories rooted in historical fact, which suggest how each of these inventions might have come to be.

These images represent some of AI’s most intriguing answers to confounding questions, an inversion of the more pressing debate in which it is humanity that must confront the difficult and existential questions posed by artificial intelligence.

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