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Attrib. Hans Krouchdaler (c. 1655–1699)
The Anderthalb
c. 1685
Oberbalm bei Bern, Switzerland. Maple, spruce, ebony. 9⅛ × 22¾ × 3½". Collection of the author.
In his one surviving portrait, Michael Haydn appears earnest, anxious, even scornful. A respectable composer, he was overshadowed in life by his older brother Joseph: the great Franz Joseph Haydn, composer of sixty-eight string quartets, friend and confidant of Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, and the man history remembers as ‘the father of the symphony.’ Michael is remembered as Joseph’s little brother.
Perhaps it’s through this lens that some detect a concealed musical indictment in works such as Michael Haydn’s Four Sonatas for Violin and Viola of 1783 — a project which, outrageously, his brother’s friend Mozart would go on to ‘complete’ as his own String Duo No. 2 in B♭ Major for Violin and Viola, K. 424. Haydn’s sonatas have a marked tension between a dominant theme, proudly and effortless delivered by the violin, and the halting auxiliary melody of the viola that nips at its heels, constantly interrupted, never fully acknowledged. A musical comment on his celebrated sibling, perhaps, as are the faint echoes of folk tunes specifically written for the Anderthalb.
A curiosity of the late Renaissance, the Anderthalb (in German, ‘one and a half’) took the form of a pair of instruments: one fully-fledged, the other purposely enfeebled. An outgrowth of the musical traditions of the commedia dell’arte, the greater and lesser Anderthalb were played by a balladeer and his fool, their songs contrasting the heroism of one against the bungling of another. The irony was that lesser instrument always carried the theme, as it was the fool who inevitably triumphed over his arrogant companion. These Anderthalbs predate the classical period of Haydn by more than a century, but in his legacy and perhaps his music their biting spirit lives on.
Published February 2, 2023. Copyright © 2023 Jonathan Hoefler.
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The objects in the Apocryphal Inventions series are technical chimeras, intentional misdirections coaxed from the generative AI platform Midjourney. Instead of iterating on the system’s early drafts to create ever more accurate renderings of real-world objects, creator Jonathan Hoefler subverted the system to refine and intensify its most intriguing misunderstandings, pushing the software to create beguiling, aestheticized nonsense. Some images have been retouched to make them more plausible; others have been left intact, appearing exactly as generated by the software. The accompanying descriptions, written by the author, offer fictitious backstories rooted in historical fact, which suggest how each of these inventions might have come to be.
These images represent some of AI’s most intriguing answers to confounding questions, an inversion of the more pressing debate in which it is humanity that must confront the difficult and existential questions posed by artificial intelligence.
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